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[–] [email protected] 218 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I find the wording weird: The neuralink's threads have retracted from the brain.
The threads can't move or disconnect on their own. Neither can brain cells. All that can be measured is a loss of connection.

The far more reasonable explanation is that the brain cells at the connection point have died.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I seem to recall that scarring around the electrodes, which eventually causes them to stop functioning, is a known failure mode of older experiments along similar lines. It's one of the reasons I didn't hold out much hope for this iteration.

I just hope the patient doesn't take any long-term damage from the implant.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In principle they could have pulled out slightly, if there's jostling and tiny movements in skull then you'd expect them to work loose over time if they're not securely anchored

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The patient was a paraplegic. I'm not sure how much they'd be capable of moving enough to dislodge the in-skull writing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Paraplegics still need to move or be moved.

If they don’t rotate into different laying or sitting positions, they’ll develop bed sores they can’t even feel, which can be extremely dangerous. They also still need to move their limbs to avoid blood clots.

All this shows is that Neurolink isn’t ready for one reason or another. Either the wires are so fragile they become dislodged or broken by gentle movements during physiotherapy, or the surgery damaged the brain. Either way this is a major issue with the technology. No way are they going to be putting robot limbs on people if the chip that can control them is this unreliable.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In one of the interview with Nolan he says he has full body spasms when he sits in the chair and those spasms take him out of position from being able to use the mouth stick controller. With neuralink he doesn't need intervention by someone else post spasms to continue.

Definitely enough to be jostling the head, but he didn't get into explicit detail of how serious they are movement wise.

Edit: side note, makes me wonder if they're a build up of spinal signals and the cord briefly connects and suddenly a pile of commands go through and he spasms.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

Not totally surprising, I feel bad for the person who was in a desperate enough situation to become a con man narcissist's guinea pig.

It looks like we're learning the lesson we already learned back when Bill Gates tried to mess around with the education system and faceplanted; just because billionaires made a bunch of money selling a fancy toaster they invented or whatever, doesn't make them experts on anything else.

I'd sooner put a bullet in my head than something Elon Musk had a hand in.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Gates Foundation has been working in education for over two decades, and still is

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And has produced mostly expensive failures which they simply abandoned.

This is because Bill Gates is just a guy who helped cobble together a computer in his garage with his dad's money, he doesn't know jack about education and has repeatedly ignored the advice of experts because it wasn't what he wanted to try.

We place too much virtue on wealth in this country, just because someone has accumulated a lot of wealth doesn't mean they should be allowed to tinker with our society and try out ideas they had in a dream or w/e.

Instead they should just pay their taxes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

who helped cobble together a computer in his garage with his dad’s money

And the sold it with his mom's connections.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, that article's only about one of their education initiatives, and they've had many

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Well, I've got good news, you can do both at the same time with the patented cyber-bullet! When it implants, it implants 100 percent of the time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm excited to get more cyborg parts especially after laser ablating my eyeballs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The older I get, the more becoming a robot tiger seems like as good a retirement plan as I'm gonna get.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (11 children)

No use of your body is a pretty desperate situation. Before the procedure he had to yell for his parents that he wanted to use the computer, they’d come sit him upright and put a joystick in his mouth, leaving him unable to speak. And he was often very uncomfortable in that position, so he couldn’t do it long. Now, he can use the computer fully laying down, without anyone’s help. The next logical step would be to have some robotic helper arms.

Anyway he can’t shoot himself. He can’t hold a gun or anything else. There’s little reason for this to be about Musk at all other than money. This is the culmination of decades of research from many medical professionals. It’s about a lot more than one person.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago (1 children)

About a month after surgery the implant started to perform poorly. They tweaked some software settings and now it's running better than it did before the drop-off for a longer period, based on the actual blog post the story is talking about https://neuralink.com/blog/prime-study-progress-update-user-experience.

This is obviously prototype technology with insane risk. The guy only signed up because he's paraplegic. It's not in any way remotely ready for normal humans and probably won't ever be in our lifetimes. IMO this is like self driving technology, it's easy to promise the world but hard to actually accomplish what they say.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I really feel conflicted about this. I hate Musk as much as anyone and think this experiment is a little irresponsible, but if I were going through what that guy is dealing with, I'd probably want to give it a try.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That is what makes this even more egregious. Musk doesn't care about this guy in the slightest, except for the publicity that might help Musk raise more investor money. So Musk takes advantage of this desperation without any concern for long-term consequences. We know people left the company because of their ethical concerns. Those that remain probably just don't care or aren't on a position to do anything about the lack of ethics.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Before anyone gets too excited: some of their electrodes are no longer able to record a signal from the patient's brain. They're reprogramming their software to work with fewer electrodes. No one is being turned into a borg drone.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A software patch for a hardware failure.
Sounds like what they do at Tesla, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well it's also what NASA is doing. Only logical if you don't want to dig it out again.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean with the Voyager FDS? There's a big difference between patching a system 30+ years past it's planned mission date because at everyone's amazement it just keeps going and being valuable versus the Neuralink developing issues a few months after being installed when many expected it to fail because of the news of high failure rate among the primate test subjects beforehand.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

I was thinking more a vegetable than a borg drone.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

That is still a pretty serious issue. It’s not something you should downplay

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No one is being turned into a borg drone.

Yet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

You, too, will be assimilated.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I don't know. Even if the outcome is just that the implant just stop working, with no other issue, it's looking pretty bad to me.

Since it required literal brain surgery just to be installed, which I assume is already a serious risk, it's not something you want to potentially be useless.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The implant is already malfunctioning after a few months. Makes you wonder how many more of these threads will retract over the next following months.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All of them. The body doesn't want foreign materials inside it at any point. You can't just jam wires into your body and expect your immune system to not attack it. The organ interface problem as far as I know has never been solved.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Especially in less than 4 to 5 months. Damn thing was put in back in January and is already failing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

No one is being turned into a borg drone.

Damn. I finally thought this would be the year :(

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"We can't control him and he's currently on a rampage. We urge all citizens to stay indoors with the doors and windows locked and your curtains or blinds drawn."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

“…you now have five seconds to comply….”

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

Didn't it die and they had to pull it out of RFK's skull?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

this dude can't make a car pedal right what did you expect

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He doesn’t technically make anything, tbf. He just takes credit for all of it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

the stupidest things are always made on his demand

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Reaaaaaaaaaally??????? Never saw this coming /s

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Literally WHO did not see this coming??

Did the fucking chimps begging for death not tip these people off???

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

Sounds like the brain scanner has dead pixels.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (3 children)

oh huh

just had a moment where I realized that this is a real prelude to SOMA and maybe .hack//SIGN

  • although we're currently seeing the pros and cons for proprietary hardware+software

ooh this is a real bizarre feeling I'm currently having

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is coming from a company by the same guy who approved the cybertruck.

They just want to get a product out the door no matter the cost.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Was he throttled due to not upgrading to the latest model?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, he forgot to put himself in car wash mode before getting wet.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

There are lots of parasitic bugs in this story, including Elon Musk

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Sooo, is there like a certain knuckle-cracking sequence to turn it off and on again or what? Lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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