You leave The Golden Girls alone, mother fucker.
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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YES! I was going to pass by this post until I came across that image in the top right. Betty White was a gangster. Her comedy skit with Reynolds and Bullock is the stuff of legends. When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f***ing cup of coffee.
Damn, now I'm all worked up and realizing that I've fallen for OP's trap. OP is clearly an expert at controversy - I'd go so far as to say they are a master baiter.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
When Betty White wants a cup of coffee, you get a f***ing cup of coffee.
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Gottem
Taking a jab at both the Turks and the Linux community is a death sentence.
I think majority of the linux community doesnt like ubuntu and the rest are indifferent
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I've already started training my slaps on a gigantic keyboard with slap-sized keys.
This is the funniest image and i have no words to explain it.
What did Honda ever do to you?
On the other hand... Lexmark.... I think we can all agree printer manufacturers get the wall.
"I don't care that I'm out of magenta! I'm trying to print a black-and-white text document!"
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I'd take Lexmark in a heartbeat over HP. The fact that HP wasn't included instead of Lexmark is the biggest troll of the image.
They made the civic too fucking big. I could stick my old 87 hatchback in my front pocket.
All cars are too big now
Taking a moment to praise the current gen MX-5, the only attainable-by-a-normal-person car to my knowledge that has got smaller and lighter than its previous generation.
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most of this is sensible but who seriously would ever do those nature's valley bars dirty like this?? they're so good.
i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed...
Yeah, who doesn't like bar shaped crumbs in a convenient, mess making package?
The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.
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What the FUCK is wrong with FUCKING GiffGaff, man??? They are an extremely good option for a cheap mobile network with no contract bullshit!!
Every time I see Indiana Jones, I'm like maybe I should start wearing a fez.
Do it! Fezzes are cool!
What’s stopping you man
I'm not really a hat person. And I feel like I'd need a smoking jacket to go with it. That seems like a bit much.
You get the smoking jacket first so you can ease into it, then one day you'll subconsciously purchase a fez and then you'll be fine.
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You leave The Littlest Hobo outta this!
A true Canadian hero.
I don't understand this
Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.
accurate except ubuntu doesn't fit. All the other stuff smells of a windows user
Found the guy who got mad
Why does this comment have the same vibe as a younger sibling finding out they are 0.3cm taller than an older sibling?
That's what a woyjak would say
Are you sure they don't use arch btw?
countdown is a masterpiece, how dare you
Leave me and my Cialis alone
Is that a swedish vallhund??
The shriners probably didn't do anything to deserve this!
I like how ubuntu is (rigthfully) placed in the center lmao
Good thing grandmas are on there. I hate grandmas 😡😡🤬🤬
Why is the bank that gave me a 22% APR car loan for my first car on there?
Fuck Santander
Thank you for being a friend 🥹
Lexmark seems like such a niche thing to put here but I know about it because it's based in my hometown. Also it deserves to be placed next to the soyboy.
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