Plastic bottlenose dolphins.
Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.
Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔
I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)
Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?
Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?
Grandma, I'm just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍
"No parking required", with 2 cars parked in front of the building. 😂
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