MeDuViNoX

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

 
[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Grandma, I'm just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"No parking required", with 2 cars parked in front of the building. 😂

 
 

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