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[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cat does this with my onion rings and I'm like NO DUDE YOU'LL DIE

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My cats are always the most interested in getting a piece of something that is very toxic to them. Which to be fair is a lot, but still. They'll be looking at my breakfast like mom can I please have some F R U I T ๐Ÿ™€

[โ€“] admin 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My cat never did it

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My cat always tries to steal toothpaste from my mouth because it's minty

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm training and he's 6 months old. Got blue painters tape marking both entrances to the kitchen and he has to watch behind them.

Little shit always puts a paw over and he knows it.

"Hey. Out."

dog backs up and sits.......Boop.

"And your paw!"

moves paw back out.......boop.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah alright Gordon Ramsay, not everyone can afford water to boil /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how do you like to cook your boiling water? i'm a fan of deep frying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I like throwing in some ice and making ice soup.