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Anon speaks frankly about their hopes and dreams (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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>be Filthy Frank
>gradually develop legitimate performing career
>scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible
>become Joji
>eventually people forget about Frank
>gain increasing fame and fortune
>performing one night in packed coliseum
>crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing
>come out on stage in pinkguy costume
>stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment
>start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days
>"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits
>joined on stage by the old crew
>audience is in tears of shock and sadness
>turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies
>he got 'em one last time

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No idea who this is

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Can someone tell me too ? Please.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He's a 2010s era, weird part of YouTube shit poster. Started out with edgy/crass/racist vlog style videos. He popped off when he introduced pink guy. With his newfound success he spread out into a ton of different types of videos ranging from music videos, Japanese lessons, topical comedy, weird sketches, satire, public pranks, low budget gross-out jackass style stunts, an entire cinematic universe, and creating the Harlem shake. All while still staying wildly racist and playing into the edgy humor that was so popular at the time. It does not hold up well haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

The guy seems to be speedrunning career.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

After reading their explanations to you I still don’t understand but I do now realize that there is no summary brief enough to make me give a shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But it didn't explain what the greentext was about.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Google Joji or Filthy Frank. That'll give you pics and context.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can i DDG ?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

You can DDGFY

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Now there’s three of us.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

No, but then again, not everyone can be men of culture

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What, did he do this?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Yes, but clips are fairly rare and mostly woven into memes or blurry. Or both. It came just after his debut as joji, on the tail of The Extravaganza, so the reaction was more expectant than appreciative, which pushed him even further away from frank, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Thanks for that! I haven't seen that video in years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Holy Batman, this is the first time I'm seeing this, and I've known about this since it was first on the internet. On a 4 month old post, in this part of the internet, localized entirely in the braindead greentext community.

Edit: My client decided that it wants me to reply to this comment, regardless if I delete and re-reply, instead of the one below with the actual link.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

https://youtu.be/gGZI3VN4x0k?t=94 This is the best i could find, enjoy :D

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anyone ever experience someone else discovering that Joji is frank without any prior knowledge of frank? It's so surreal some people actually get mad at a dude who made dumb jokes when he was a kid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

These days everyone is expected to be perfect and never make a mistake. Because if you do make a mistake people will still be digging it up 30+ years later.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's back? Have y'all seen Plummcorp? Dracula Flow? It's hard to explain, but there's a lore to watching the more recent videos in order. Old filthy frank is back with a newer twist. His style of comedy this time is making old men say zoomer slang.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Invest now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Phassakorn Saetang. I only invest when Randall Thymes is in charge 😤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Randall really puts us shareholders first, love his vision, really hope they give him a Ted Talk soon.