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>be Filthy Frank
>gradually develop legitimate performing career
>scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible
>become Joji
>eventually people forget about Frank
>gain increasing fame and fortune
>performing one night in packed coliseum
>crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing
>come out on stage in pinkguy costume
>stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment
>start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days
>"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits
>joined on stage by the old crew
>audience is in tears of shock and sadness
>turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies
>he got 'em one last time

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Phassakorn Saetang. I only invest when Randall Thymes is in charge ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Randall really puts us shareholders first, love his vision, really hope they give him a Ted Talk soon.