KingJalopy

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

Absolutely not, but one can recognize the others disinterest and be ok with that and one won't stop to think you couldn't possibly not be interested in them, or care really care wether you are or not because you should be. The latter obviously ~~Clint~~ the douche.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you've finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words "I'm literally inside you".

Or so I hear...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I don't have to Google for you, I'm a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Ape together ~~broke~~ strong

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hold my koala, I'm going in!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Side note. I got to work with Martin Starr (gilfoyle) for about 8 months and he is a fucking stand up guy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Four

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Foooootlooooongs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

George Carlin had a good idea. Put all murderers in one state that borders one with all the racists, which borders one with all the pedos, and so on, then once a year open the borders to each other and let it play out. Not exactly what he says but still... He was on to something.

I'm summarizing this horribly but you get the point I hope. He's much funnier than myself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5H-NctipBvg&si=DH65vnSU1xUCJe2o

 

Another sci-fi short for you. This one is by John Scalzi and it is a great one in my opinion. Pretty sure there is a YouTube video someone made for this so if that's your thing check it out. Hope you enjoy!

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

 

This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

 

This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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