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[–] [email protected] 150 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What do you think about minorities?

[–] [email protected] 148 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Don't like em, never cared for em

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?

[–] [email protected] 145 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are so many, it's hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 129 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?

[–] [email protected] 113 points 8 months ago

Any animal? Probably an elephant

[–] [email protected] 125 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

At what time do you normally start drinking?

[–] [email protected] 134 points 8 months ago

7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends

[–] [email protected] 119 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?

[–] [email protected] 118 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is America, speak English

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What's the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago

They don't even need to edit their question you monster

[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

When you're having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Ok here's the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?

[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago

Honestly, valid even with the edit.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just make it quick, I wouldn't make a good battery

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What is your favorite Hispanic race?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago

"Excuse me, Miss, but I think you've stolen something: My heart ❤️"

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

How do you feel about Israel's genocide in Gaza?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago

Warm and fuzzy 😊

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You told me about your two ex's: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.

If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago

I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

sorry for this lmao

if you were to beat up your grampa, you'd beat'em till their face showed what colour?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

Red, but like, deep red.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

spoilerWhat's the most insulting thing anybody's every said to you?

What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you'd like to pass down to your children?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Probably that time my dad said I wouldn't be worth plant food when I came out as bi

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

How did you propose to your fiance?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

Liquid spewing from both ends

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Which country should be nuked and why

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What skills do you have that would keep a marriage stable for decades?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day

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