(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)
Edit:
Since so many of you suggested additions, I'm just going to list them all in one place. Let's create a community-made enzycrapedia of shit-related terms and phrases!
Transcription of the image in case the picture disappears:
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Dogshit: Very poor quality
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Bullshit: Not true
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Horseshit: Nonsense
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Apeshit: rambunctious
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Batshit: insane
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Chickenshit: coward
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Ratshit: poor quality
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No shit: obviously (also sometimes "No shit, Sherlock!" as an exclamation)
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Holy shit: mind blowing / unbelievable
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Hot shit: very good
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Dipshit: a total dumbass
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Tuff shit: take it or leave it. (correct spelling would be "tough shit")
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Jack shit: nothing
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The shit: perfection
More shit:
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Cut the shit: knock it off.
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Are you shitting me: are you serious.
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This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
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That’s my shit: I really like that.
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I dig that shit: I love it
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Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
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I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
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Shit-Hawk: unpleasant person
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For shits and giggles: Doing something silly for no particular reason
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Shit a brick: to be scared
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Scared shitless: being really scared
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Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
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Shit for brains: stupid
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Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
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Shithead: a shitty person
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Shithole: a shitty place
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Piece of shit: a shitty thing
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Deep shit: a meaningful revelation
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To be up shit creek (without a paddle): to be in deep trouble
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To be full of shit: constantly lying
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Shit Stirrer: someone who deliberately causes problems/arguments
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Get your shit together: to organize stuff properly (alternatively; to calm down)
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Losing your shit: freaking out
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To [do] the shit out of something: doing something in an excellent way
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I don't give a shit: I don't care
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When shit hits the fan: when an already bad situation suddenly becomes worse
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Shit happens: bad things happen and you can't do anything about it
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Shit just got real: Something dangerous is happening right now
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Does a bear shit in the woods?: Isn't it obvious?
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Eat shit: To fall on your face
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Shit-eating grin: a smug and condescending expression
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Who shit in your cereal?: Who ruined your day/mood?
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(To watch the) Shitshow: watching utter chaos unfold without intervening
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A metric shit ton: a lot
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Shit on a Shingle: a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast
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Nuttier than squirrel shit: being crazy
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Shitstorm: a stressful, chaotic situation
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You don't know shit: you're clueless
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Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague
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The shits: diarrhea
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My shit: my stuff
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Shitter: toilet
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You are shit: you're worthless
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You are not shit: reassuring that you're NOT worthless
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You ain't shit: you're worse than worthless
Thanks and credit to: Poopmeister, Wogi, protist, cloudy1999, lambchop and ToRa
