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TaAvengers - Chris Evans
Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".
Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.
MUPPET HULK!
Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie
Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.
I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.
Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.
The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.
Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.
This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.
Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real
Hateful 8.
Samuel L Jackson.
"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"
I would pay to see that.
Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.
This is going to get me put on a watchlist...
- Six String Samurai: The boy
- A Boy and His Dog: The boy
- Time Bandits: The boy
- Brazil: Robert De Niro
- The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
- The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
- SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
- Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
- Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
- Les Mis: Javert
- X: The old woman
- Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
- Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
- Audition (1999): The main character
The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets
Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film
Requiem For A Dream.
Marlon Waynes.
Schindler's List - Schindler
Dredd - Dredd
Master and Commander - take your pick
The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill
Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"
Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.
This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.
Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.
While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.
Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.
The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown
When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.
So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.
So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen
Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.
Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream
Taken - Liam Neeson
The Prestige. Christian Bale.
But he only plays "half" of Borden.
The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.
Major spoiler
In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)
My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon
Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role
Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.