WoolyNelson

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Back in my IT support days, IPX routing had a "Count to Infinity" problem when the number of hops between sites went above 15. We used to joke that this made 16 "Infinity".

Being nerds at the time, we did napkin math to prove the Shakespearian Monkey Quotient was 256cmy (combined monkey years) for "Hamlet".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It should have been a flying whale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I can only assume they started it before work.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago

As a boss, I would demand some "as proof".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Oh, some of them need laughed or yelled at, for certain.

I, however, need continued employment.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Poker face.

No matter what I am thinking internally, it does not show externally. Essential skill for customer service.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

A Toyota embedded, like a javelin, 6 feet off the ground in the side of an abandoned building.

They made the first 90° turn of a dog-leg, but missed the second and, with the help of a ditch, launched into the air at the building.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

So... interfering in an interference case.

[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I see the raccoon and all I think is this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://ttrpg.network/post/8028793

Link to one of the last ones on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (12 children)

People were in an uproar over "indoctrination" by the game. If your child can be convinced to join the army by playing that game... maybe it's for the best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
 
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Sport complained that I kept dad-naming them.

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