Wenk wenk wenk!

1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.

Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.

Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome. Also love how guy is out there in his timbs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk

The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.

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Wait what? Damn I didn't know that.

Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.

The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.

I think he fits in my car. I could take him too.

All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.

Penguins are the Linux mascot.

sudo sounds like "pseudo" (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don't like you).

Sudo penguin. Heh.

I'll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb

If you're not into the whole "brevity" thing

I mean, can you?