Same for cleopatra and the pyramids
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Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?
For the implication.
Does it really need a reason?
They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don't like order and seek to destroy it.
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For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.
They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt
Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.
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The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one
I don't know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr
no they dont
Well, not anymore ...
never did, they just didnt have the organ that most panthers use to roar, or even anything similar.
most non-avian dinosaurs could only do deep and hissing sounds, similar to today's crocodiles. the exceptions to that being parasaurolophus and that one ankylosaurid that might have an organ similar to the one birds use to make sounds (though still not roaring)
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Don't get me started on the general public's recognition of the Somosaurus.
That's one which looks like the sugmasaurus?
It's often confused with the mighty ligmasaurus.
I apologize, but is that spelled correctly? I am finding several variations of the spelling with wildly different creatures.
Simosaurus versus Siamosaurus versus Sonorasaurus
whos somosaurus
Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.
Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.
Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as 'wrestling'
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The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.
Oh hey, it's me, one of the kids.
Thank god for AI
And yet I can't get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.
Google's is especially hilarious. Even just the word "waterfall" and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.
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I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.
Telepathic unicycle burnouts
We truly are living in the future aren't we?
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TIL that electric unicycles exist...
They are so much fun. On a related note I've broken my wrist twice since discovering that.
Over 10k miles here, not a scratch. My brother though, he's biffed it at 45mph. Got back up and kept riding. These things are awesome
Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?
It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.
And his arms didn't protect him when he fell.
He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.
I mean technically a thesaurus could've fought both
That’s just ridiculous, goofy, supercilious, absurd, laughable, comical, ludicrous, chucklesome, and risible.
if you made a movie where George Washington defeated the British with tactical nukes while wearing a cowboy out it would still be more accurate than Braveheart
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Same for cavemen fighting dinosaurs, since humans came along long after dinosaurs went extinct. Not that I don't love Ray Harryhausen's work.
So what's the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what's good for you, because they're fast as f too.
The cycles themselves look cool, but I have seen enough people riding them to say with confidence you still don't look cool on them.
It's always middle aged white dudes.
My microsoft dinosaur CD said otherwise!
But they broke my microsoft dinosaur CD and they bonked me on the head and broke all my pencils! I'm very hurt about this.
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