Slovene

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy girls ...

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Let's make some lemmynade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Cold leftover pizza.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That's how it's done in my country. If you hear the dangly bits scraping on the roof of your truck, you won't fit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man

With the love grass in his hand

Oh but the pusher is a monster

Good God, he’s not a natural man

The dealer for a nickel

Goin to sell you lots of sweet dreams.

Ah...but the pusher will ruin your body;

Lord he'll leave your mind to scream.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Except with that delicious billionaire meat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Are Ripley and the alien in a situationship?

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