Hey, until you've had a beer in the shower don't talk shit. It rules
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.
Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor
I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning
Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day
Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?
Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend's party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn't get it.
Wouldn't do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.
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I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.
That's because this is an American woman's shower. That's a "personal protection" purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
Seriously. Wasn't the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Some call that hot cocoa.
I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That's why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
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It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.
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I wash my ass with beer as nature intended
That's pretty obviously a Texan's shower. The Buc-ee's lighter is a giveaway. However, that's a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.
I'm very concerned about that person's mental health.
Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though
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Hey, I stick to snuff when I'm in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.
You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.
Nice glock bro
I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.
I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.
In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.
How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.
Fake, I don't see a pick-up truck.
The shower is in the back seat.
They don't make showers that big. Not even public showers.
What about the average American grower?
They don't need the gun.
I'm just wondering how you got into my shower
No burger the size of a child's heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.
There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you're on to something and should contact the Hostess company.
Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?
The gun is just there to exfoliate.
My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.
The tiles should be flag-colored. It’s part of the Flag Code.
nailed it!
BY GOD!
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