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Truly the Ken M of LinkedIn

Thank goodness, I was hoping this was satire.

So good.

That said, who is he trying to impress?

He is hilarious, and the comments he incites are even better.

I did not know, so I appreciate this heads up.

I was about to say, this guy is glazing MBA's way too hard for this not to be a joke.

Maybe the non-morons don't make a point of telling you they have an MBA.

You should meet my brother then. He has an MBA and CPA and runs an accounting firm. He's pretty chill and treats his workers extremely well, while taking most of the lame work for himself.

Commenters so eager to shit on people

To be fair, that’s the only purpose of this community. But the post is brilliant 😄

Dude, you gotta fix your autocorrect, or at least set it up.

A lot of the elite business communities are entirely extended social groups. Lots of nephews. Lots of professional self-promotionists. Lots of gurus, promising to deliver quasi-spiritualist business secrets. The system they're attached to is swimming in surplus revenue, so doing relatively simple arbitrage with a big enough line of credit can enrich these well-connected individuals quickly. And putting someone with connections to easy credit onto your board is a great way to grow your company.

MBAs get to operate at the kindergarten level because they're playing with billions of dollars in a game that is designed to guarantee they (mostly) walk away winners.

Trump is a classic example. Lose a billion dollars, go out and find another line of credit, gamble on double or nothing, market goes up so you win it all back again. Nobody asks where this credit is coming from or why The Donald is uniquely positioned to draw on it. Elon has a similar story. He just keeps spinning the wheel and doubling down, confident that the game has a positive ROI, so he'll always come out ahead in the end.

Indeed, for me, it was the astrophysics PhD. Reading it hurt me physically, besides killing his joke at the spot.

They're a parody account

Lemmy is not beating the spectrum rumors with satire detection skills like this.

This is a guy on LinkedIn who has made minor internet celebrity out of posting cringe. He makes regular appearances on LinkedInLunatics. Not entirely sure if he's a deranged business geek or a Dril still hoax account. But he baits enough people for it to be a moot point. Dude is definitely channeling a vibe.