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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 12 hours ago

The Alabama jokes write themselves

[–] [email protected] 175 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

My mom had sex with your cousin!

Heyoooh

[–] [email protected] 31 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago

What the fediverse

[–] [email protected] 51 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Are you lost?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Keep up the good fight

[–] [email protected] 44 points 18 hours ago

They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Gotta keep it in the family

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–] supercargo 12 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago

What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

GBO

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (8 children)

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what ~~is~~ went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

It's fake. Curiosity satiated.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I don't think I'm going to the right funerals...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Have you not seen the past European royalty?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

GOOD point.

Behold the master race:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

incest at your grandmas funeral

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Damn prudes never let people have fun!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Baseball, huh?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Average Americans