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According to police, Charles Smith, 27, entered the Walmart at 1955 S. Stapley Dr. on Dec. 19 intending to film pranks for social media platforms.

Instead, police said Smith grabbed a can of Hot Shot Ultra Bed Bug and Flea Killer from a shelf without paying for it and then sprayed the pesticide on various vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase.

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago) (1 children)

I do not agree with the use of "prankster".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Yeah this is a mass poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

"Arrest me Daddy uwu"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 203 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's not a prank. That could have killed people if nobody noticed it.

I hope they lock his dumb ass up for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

From the last wave of pranks when people licked ice creams and put it back I have learned that messing with food is a federal crime in the US and is taken quite seriously.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As it should be. The regulations were significantly increased after the Tylenol murders in 1982. It's also why we have no tamper things on many ingestible items.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 12 hours ago (14 children)

Now, this could qualify as terrorism.

Not a single murder of a psychopathic indirect mass murderer CEO.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

you'd be surprised. A fairly large number of them are quite miserly, even in their personal lives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

The CEO types have people who are responsible for filing the fridge and pantry. Those people probably shop at Walmart just like everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What do you believe his political motive was in spraying the produce?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

Whatever you think it is to fit your personal narrative /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (17 children)

What was the political motive behind Luigi YAHOOO-ing the ceo?

I would recommend you reading his manifesto as long as you can, its not long but its being taken down from pretty much everwhere

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He only got ~300 likes on his posts, too. Dude's picking up a felony charge for 300 likes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago

Good, let him rot in irrelevance, and prison.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

It's remarkable that it needs to be said but... Don't record yourself doing crimes and post it on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

actually, do record yourself doing crimes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 53 minutes ago

Right? I'm all for it.

I want stupid people to remove themselves from society as quickly as possible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Unless you do universally hated shit like this dickhole, then by all means, tell us exactly who you are and what you did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

It's just a prank, bro!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

I don't know what community I thought I was in, but I thought this was gonna be some joke story about Jar Jar Binks running a police force. Those cops need to fix the spacing for "Mesa"

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