Janeway: MMMMmmm Soylent Tuvix, excellent!
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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I didn't think it was possible for me to hate Neelix more than I already do. The implication that he feeds people shit for his own amusement since replicators exist kinda makes it worse.
That zoom in is diabolical.
It's hilarious cause I really hate Neelix. Thanks for sharing. Never understood why 90s shows always had to have this mainly annoying but also comic relief side character. I stand with mainly annoying. Soooo annoying.
Always the push for more "energy efficiency" may lead to more... "direct" ways to get things done.✅
You can waste power atomizing your bowel movements, then reproducing the same identical menu items in the replicator from those recombinant materials, ORRRRR... I run a tube from Janeway's toilet to this processing assembly here and we have a fresh batch of my famous Fecal Treacle Tarts every morning, and twice on Taco Tuesday. Subtly distinct with every one of the Captain's previous day's meals. Extra concentrated flavor when she has had one of my lovely pastries!
Do I even want to know what's inside that "coffee"? ☕😯
Sugar and caffeine is enough - what else matters, amiright!?
We already know, it's laxatives. So crew can have some soup once in a while. She just thinks "oh it's the coffee doing its thing" but Neelix knows.
What does he know? He knows everything!!
's all brown, ain't it?
If it's brown, gulp it down
Janeway's toilet would just be full of coffee that's had the caffeine extracted. So...decaf. Blech!
I wonder if the feces of certain alien species is like some serious gourmet shit to humans. And vice versa. Can we make a closed shit-eater ecosystem with a few species?
There's a coffee we make from the shit of this South American cat
Yeah, I had kopi luwak in mind with this comment, although technically, people consume the undigested beans, clean off all the poo content :(
We already do. Plants excrete CO2, humans breathe it in and vice versa.:-)
That's respiration, I'm talking specifically defecation. I want alien poop! >:(
Well don't let me stop you... :-P Chase your dreams!
You can't!
There's poo in that nebula!
"I need to ask Seven if she can hook me up with some implants and my own regeneration alcove."
Neelix seems to be a big 40K fan!
Or Judge Dredd.
Or Grim Dark in general.
Voyager was pretty grim and dark at times.
The end of Tuvix act III for no reason. "Get in the beam Tuvix" "But I am a person and I don't want to, plus I've been alive over a year, it's CRAZY to think you can just kill me to resurrect two other guys I'm distinct from." "GET IN THE FUCKING BEAM TUVIX!" "I WONT" "You will with a fucking gun I printed out last weak for this in your mouth you goddamned transporter malfunction, you have no individuality or soul or anything, get. in. the. fucking. beam." Transporter malfunction resolved The End.
Wait, they let him live a year? Damn
Edit: No, he was alive for 3 weeks.
My pudding tastes funny!!
Is the theme for today "Turdsday"?
I know how fertilizer works too.
I thought that it was just the food synthesizer that did this.