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For me, it would be that I smoke weed

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

That I'm a girl now. Would have blown their mind that it was even possible. But then would have been disappointed in me for not having made a video game yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

As someone who recently came out, I was kinda hoping that this would be here. It is a pretty wild thought

[–] [email protected] 4 points 56 minutes ago

Maybe that I went into a blue collar profession, but that I make such obscene money doing it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

Well I did write down that I was going to win a billion money and move to the moon. I have much less faith in gambling now though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Very little, I basically achieved everything 10 year old me wanted (own a house, work with my dad, have a house husband, own a car - I was a really boring 10 year old).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 48 minutes ago

But that's awesome! Having simpler dreams means you can actually achieve them! That's so much better than having dreams of stardom that results in disappointment and wasted life opportunities for 99.99999% of those people.

And also, your dreams sound like very meaningful things that make a great life!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Tossup between "You didn't join the military?" and "Why the hell do you want to sleep so much! You're an adult! You could be up at midnight!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That in pretty much every single sense of the word I'm an absolutely pathetic loser.

I didn't think I'd ever be anything special, but I also didn't think I'd be 38 and single for going on a decade, living in someone else's garage, working in a factory in a dead end position with no degree and not an ounce of self worth to even presume to choose a direction.

10 year old me couldn't wait to be an adult, but after seeing me I think 10 year old me would never want to grow up knowing what I'd eventually become lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hey dude, I don’t know you and I don’t know anything about you. I do know that everyone, even people you would never expect, have value. You are amazing just for being you. If you find things you enjoy, do those things. 10 year old you may be prouder of you than you think, even if it’s because of how you have kept on going when things have gotten tough. I hope you feel that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I appreciate the kind words! Empathy is proving to be increasingly more rare in society so I appreciate you wanting to express that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

That I never did Something Great™ with my life.

Didn't become a rock star, didn't cure cancer, didn't invent a world changing technology, didn't become a famous artist, etc.

I didn't know specifically what I was aiming to do, but for some reason I assumed that i would do something that made a big impact on the world. I was totally convinced of it. And it's not because my parents constantly told me that or anything. The closest i heard was a lot of "you have so much potential if you'd only apply yourself!" Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago

Maybe at your age. At my age almost all of the Something Great bells have rung. Don't get me wrong, there are still plenty of very meaningful things i can accomplish, and many important impacts i can make on individual people's lives, - but for me the possibility of doing something that has a broader impact on society is pretty much gone. But so what, the impact i can have on individual people's lives is still very valuable, and my own subjective experience of life is just as important as anyone else's! So i try to make my own experience of living as good as it can be!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

my parents had me convinced id magically save the world. made me feel like id never have to try, so i didnt. we see how that worked out lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

I mean thats like what. fourth or fifth grade. I can't even relate to who that was. flashes of memory at best. got a little more coherent ones from junior high but even high school and college are a blur.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I touched boobies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

"What do you mean you're happy with getting socks for Christmas?!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Never thought I’d spend as much on the wool socks I have… yet here I am.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

"You look just like dad. And that's very disappointing."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The fact that I work with IT with a niche skill set that is highly sought after in my industry. I was 10 in 1993, and at that point I didn't even know how to turn on a computer.

What I did use a lot, on the other hand, was my NES. And 10 year old me would probably make a jaw drop induced crater upon seeing the kind of games I can play nowadays. Hell, by brand new laptop is fancy on its own.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

That I stopped playing Zelda AND Pokémon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

That I'm an atheist, probably. Living on the opposite side of the world is a close second.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Thank jeebus you didn't have to get married to the type of men in the community/cult we grew up in and pop out babies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Same as you. I also fully expected to be overweight. Sort of still do expect that at some point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That's I've been working 2 jobs for twenty years and am still married to this asshole who I am grey rocking so I can get through my 12 hour workdays.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

My dick didn't grow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Honestly, probably only that I like dogs more than cats now when it used to be the reverse.

My life has been crazy, in a mostly unpleasant but not entirely unpleasant way, but I don't think 10-year-old me would be surprised by any of those parts. It's the more mundane stuff that surprises.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You are in accounting? Wtf? You can't even count.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I went into nursing instead of astrophysics. Decided I wanted a job that would outlast the apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You got to touch a girl's boobies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

dude, youre still alive? congrats

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Fourth grade? I don’t think I really thought about my life 30 years later. Maybe finding out I have ADHD; I’m not hyperactive so not the kind really diagnosed in kids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

That I graduated high school, have a job, and changed my name. Instead of being locked away in a group home where I'm forced to stagnate at mentally 6 years old, and also punished for being mentally 6 instead of older.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Life goes on past thirty five. I knew that was the case, but my plans and goals only went as far as then.

Kinda like when you graduate uni and you realize that there's still more stuff to do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

That my parents passed away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

that all that studying and academic pressure had basically zero payoff other than at least im employed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Probably that I got charged by a deer in the middle of fucking nowhere on the tail end of a solo 150 mile gravel bike ride, Macguyvered that thing and rode home. That actually surprises me lol

I wasn't an athletic or tough kid by any stretch (smallest kid in class and asthma to top it off) so he'd probably get a kick out of me running ultras, biking through mud 150 miles at a time, ditching the car and running to work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Imagining that you Macguyvered the DEER and rode IT home!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I actually landed on the deer and it got up without kicking me, but in my thoroughly concussed state I thought the best course of action was to just make some huge stream of thought facebook post and basically narrate my ordeal lol

But yeah I had a rottweiler-sized bruise on the left side of my body, shit was gnarly. It was a long ass night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

It was a tired story until OH DEER it wasn't anymore.