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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Use a robot to secretly paint "Kamala" on his lawn. For bonus points use AI to generate an image of him kissing Kamala and use that as the image (wonder what kind of resolution one can get on a lawn? ๐Ÿค”)

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Two of our (gay couple) neighbors said something similar to me a while back: They're too afraid to put up a sign or flag.

My house doesn't have any LGBTQ people living in it but we have a HUGE fucking LGBTQ flag right across from the American flag. It's been such a blessing too! Now the most annoying of my neighbors don't try to smalltalk with me anymore about their absolutely batshit insane conspiracy theories ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Just your average dead whale beheading to bring home the trophy. Nothing special!

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

Conservatives: This is how the zombie apocalypse starts... With one person refusing to let medical professionals know about their problem.

I'd use a very real scenario of immigrants and "merely visiting" foreigners who get sick spreading any given disease (e.g. How do you think we ended up with Zika in Florida?) but I know conservatives aren't interested in reality. Even JD Vance knows that in order to get conservatives attention you need to promote fiction.

[โ€“] [email protected] 98 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The correct response is for thousands of people to respond on Xitter with, "And no one is even trying to assassinate Musk ๐Ÿค”"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Mechanical Keyboard Community:

"I need to see these $233 switches!" (Drools)

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

This article could've been written any decade since the 1990s. It's nothing new: The big game companies haven't changed a bit and continue to exploit workers.

The only way to change things is via stronger worker protections/regulations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Headlines that also appeared in Cannibal Magazine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't ever change, Catholic Church. More and more people are starting to catch on. In 100 years there might not be a Catholic Church anymore and the world will be better for it.

This headline could've appeared every month for the past 2000 years. It's just that only in modern times are priests and pastors facing actual consequences.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Clearly the company wants the employees to bring their sick children into the office. Bring the sniffling, sneezing, coughing, wipe-their-snot-on-everything child right into the boss's office and proudly proclaim your support of the sick leave policy!

"Give my boss a hug, sweetheart!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I'm glad you left out, "thoughts" because we all know that was never a factor in this.

 
 

I've heard this phrase used often by those on the right but every time I hear it I can't help but laugh because of what I picture in my head. But perhaps my image is wrong! I want to read everyone else's depictions.

So as to not influence the responses I will not be sharing what I imagine a "woke mob" looks like.

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Thanks Obama! (programming.dev)
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Edit, since folks don't seem to get the joke: Obama's campaign slogan was "Hope"

 

โ€œ...this is not a gun problem. This is a mental health problem, this is a social problem, this is a cultural problem, this is a spiritual problem." -Donald J Trump in April 2023

 
 
 

A simple reminder of the incompetence, idiocy, and insanity that was the Trump presidency. Here's the original story, in case you forgot:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/05/hurricane-dorian-sharpie-trump-1482839

 

Manufacturer wanted $25 (+shipping) for a replacement garage door opener wall switch. 13 minutes of printing + 5 minutes of soldering + two leftover Cherry MX Blue switches (that I'll be use) and the problem is solved ๐Ÿ‘

Note: The wiring was slightly more involved than I thought... needed a resistor for the light (there's only two wires but it's got two functions: Light on/off and garage open/close.

If folks are interested I could make a much fancier PCB-based version with screw terminals and whatnot. It's a very trivial schematic.

 

Happy 30th Birthday "New Technology" File System! Thanks for 30 years of demonstrating Linux superiority with a gap that widens with every new kernel release ๐Ÿ‘

 

As a full time desktop Linux user since 1999 (the actual year of the Linux desktop) I wish all you Windows folks the best of luck on the next clean install ๐Ÿ‘

...and Happy 30th Birthday "New Technology" File System!

 

As a full time desktop Linux user since 1999 (the actual year of the Linux desktop, I swear) I wish all you Windows folks the best of luck on the next clean install ๐Ÿ‘

...and Happy 30th Birthday "New Technology" File System!

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