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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I almost ate the onion on this one

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"...is.....is this......oh, ok. No, it's not real. It's just skating REAL razor thin to reality." It's like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years ~~checking for onion.~~

FTFY.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

4 years, right.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

You're not supposed to report actual news Onion!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.