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Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I almost ate the onion on this one

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"...is.....is this......oh, ok. No, it's not real. It's just skating REAL razor thin to reality." It's like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.