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Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago

Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.