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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Sadomasochism

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

shitting myself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 weeks ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

auties usually spot other auties easily

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Rizz here is to flirt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it's the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn't.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I read it as 'some'.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

By context, I'm pretty sure it's just shorthand for "something."

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

He Rizzed in his pants

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think it could be this

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Well, are you?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

A very calculated rejection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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