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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Based. Rizz is sus. Needs to yeet that shiz.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 5 days ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

shitting myself

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

Sadomasochism

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

🎺🎸🤘😎

Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It means shake my hand, you're welcome

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I guess that's what it means now

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 days ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

auties usually spot other auties easily

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (10 children)

By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I read it as 'some'.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What blue drawing?

Like this:

Or Like this:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I think it could be this

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

He Rizzed in his pants

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

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(Tone is /s)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Well, are you?

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