NegativeInf

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

It's normal when I'm making fucking chili Susan! And there's a difference between too much salt and adding the appropriate amount of salt.

And research has shown that the most effective way to not have problems with too much sodium in the blood/high blood pressure is to drink more fucking water.

And the person that complains to me about the salt levels in my food? A) didn't pay for the fucking food and B) drinks 12 fucking diet Dr peppers a day because "they are healthier." So fuck em!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (11 children)

I'm a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. "You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!" That's not how this works Susan. That's not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I'm cooking I'm using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Show 'em your butthole!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Or start stapling posters places.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That's where it'll go.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

THIS is the bad place!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Oh, I know it. They don't believe that's how tariffs work because "Trump said so!!!!!!¡1!"

Here I am remembering my AP US History, crying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yea. Cash out your 401k. Buy physical gold. Hold it. Sell off gold after crash and buy stocks for pennies on the dollar. Become warren buffet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I stopped drinking 5 years ago. I quit smoking weed 4 months ago.

It's... It's really hard to not just go out and buy some weed to fill that void in my soul right now.

I think tomorrow, I'm gonna double my Adderall dose.

 

At time of posting T -6 Minutes.

 

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