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For context, my wife is always criticizing how I don't add enough salt to the dishes I cook. I also have no tats. She does.

But at least you can always add more salt lol

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I'm a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. "You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!" That's not how this works Susan. That's not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I'm cooking I'm using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

"Tattoos. Coke. And chronic stress. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect line cooks. But Head Chef Marco accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Gay."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The frog legs are making my monocle gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think gay is tattoo equivalent for cooking...