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Anon rizzes up a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe just aim lower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Throwing jizz?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

SINK RATE!
PULL UP!