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Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.
"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.
Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently
"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.
Smh
I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"
i think it's 'shaking my head'
It's def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.
On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.
It means shake my hand, you're welcome
I guess that's what it means now
Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."
It always bothered me because "shaking my head" isn't even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.
It was a figure of writing in old chatrooms and bulletin boards.
Much like how gifs work, I presume.
Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)
The thing is, shaking ones head isn't as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.
Lol
I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.
The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.