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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Never forget the future that was taken from us.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you Junior. Don't forget to wear you shoes when you go play in the asbestos pit at school. I put two cigarettes in your lunchbox you can have one at lunch if your teacher says its okay and one on the way to home after your shift at the radium watch painting factory.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It’ll come back eventually unless fusion takes over. The power density promises are simply too attractive.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never mind that pesky burning taste, imagine the power savings!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It always smells like bloody sinus in our house after changing the wafer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That means it's working!

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Feeling snackish for an

A T O M I C

W A F E R !

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All wafers, cookies, chips, biscuits, crispbread and hardtack I've ever seen have been atomic.

I struggle to imagine one that wouldn't be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You don’t eat baryonic baked goods?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I bet it tastes as good as yellow cake

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

“Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

"It's because you haven't been smoking enough. Here, smoke these two before dinner."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Children of the Atom deem you a HERETIC! Embrace the holy atom!

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

"By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

"My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Given the up-front cost of any kind of reactor, I don’t think the concept of a usage-based electric bill goes away as long as it’s corporations competing for customers. Maybe eventually it would be like ISPs where it’s a flat fee depending on the size of your connection. I guess it could be totally unmetered then.

Like so many things, it gets a lot simpler if it’s the government supplying the service.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Look at his face, he's 100% gonna eat that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Uranium has so many calories, he will never have to eat again

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's a timeliness where tiktok kids are eating atomic wafers as a challenge.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

This post was brought to you by Isaac Asimov's Foundation gang.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Wait a sec, I was told American's don't use the metric system...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The imperial system doesn't have any electromagnetism units that I'm aware of, so they borrow from SI.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We can use horsepower hours if you’d like. Or BTU

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd be horsepower * hour, since horsepower is a unit, of, well, power, and [Energy] = [Power]*[Time]

But might as well go for an obscure time unit as well at that point. Horsepower Sennights, baby

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The Watt predates the SI itself. SI borrows the Watt much as it dues with other units.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We also don't use apostrophes for plural words.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She's right there. This is literally a power play to force her kid to do a pointless task.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Of course, mother!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Star Trek Voyager

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

/pffft

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Atomic Wafer Challenge

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if you're a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

About the hairy chest (don't worry, it's harmless).

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Putting it in my underwear later...

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