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[–] [email protected] 108 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 88 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago

Hopefully the "other fish in the sea" i keep hearing about

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't know the name, but it tastes like ass.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Grindr Fish.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Brown trout

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This unique construction is designed to catch the fish from the tail end rather than hooking in the mouth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I would love to share this with friends if it didn't misspell "y'all".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks like it's pronounced "yuh-all." Ick.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Anal ~~fissures~~ fishes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

You catch all the bAss.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Buttlestar Galasstica.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The best fish.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Kanye ... Was the first thing I thought

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Adventurous housewifeicus

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
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In Germany we catch an Aal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Human shaped fish

I think they're called mermaids or something, idfk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You could catch a shark... And the girl cuddling it, with this... Hook.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
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I know it's not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Pussyass ... type of catfish.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

it goes in somebody's bumhole

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

... an oarfish?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Skitt-fiske

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A shit-fish Randy Bobandy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

y'all not ya'll

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Mermen, aka Taxfish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's way too small

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Serious question: what's the loop on the right for? No way anyone's fitting their balls through that.

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