Aggravationstation

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I heard that. "Smeeeeg- ma"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Oh no, there goes Jokyo..."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (12 children)

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

No, but it's only been a couple of months.

Plus I'm single right now, if you catch my drift.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I'm at my desk or not near a bin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They're using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There's either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it's use

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