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[–] [email protected] 217 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Holy crap, she's 31? She looks like a 60 year old that had extensive work to kind of look 40.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Her chin in this picture literally looks like that guy from the black and white meme I didn't know the name of... or handsome Squidward

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Jigsaw from the horror movies.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I keep telling people she doesn't look human, and now knowing her age it's now worse.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Hate ages you like few other things.

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But...just a reminder on "family values"

  • The orange turd is on his 3rd wife

  • Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives

  • While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star

  • Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

As far as reasons not to vote for him go, there are plenty more important ones. But it seems to be a thing.

It was heavily talked about for as long as the news cycle could bear it, after Kinzinger made a particularly memorable description: like a combination "of armpits, ketchup and butt."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-gop-lawmaker-doubles-down-115915282.html

Kathy Griffin said she has experience from The Apprentice and he smells "really bad": https://www.newsweek.com/cnn-adam-kinzinger-donald-trump-odor-x-twitter-1853353

MSNBC's Alex Wagner says he smells like "cooking oil." https://www.newsweek.com/alex-wagner-donald-trump-smells-cooking-oil-late-show-1939625

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not heresy. There are people on the apprentice that confirm him shitting his pants.

https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo?si=jKZFHnG7r7i3J04Y

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Heresy or hearsay? Big diff ;D

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I mean, there are a lot of red hats out there that would call it heresy

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Repudiated means to strongly deny.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

looks like an autocorrect error to me; based on context, I bet they meant "reported."

Good clarification either way, though, especially since it dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didn’t pay to bang a porn star, he paid to try to silence her after he decided to run for president.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He ALSO paid to make her shut up, but she definitely didn't fuck him because of his personal charm...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

“I don’t pay em to fuck, I pay em to leave”

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Parts of her are only few months old.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She's only 31? Man, at what point do cosmetic surgeons feel guilty about continuing that mutilation?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Many surgeons justify their actions by reasoning that if they don’t perform the surgery, the dysmorphic patient will just go to sketchier and sketchier places until they get what they want, and end up getting infected etc. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

It's the drug dealers' defense. Which has also been used for justifying the continued export of coal.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anthony Scaramucci, the short, short time Trump appointee owns a New York restaurant where Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy parties have been held.

In order to make sure that the women are desperate, the usual invitation list favors the men. If they have 30 potential Daddies, they invite 40 or more women.

https://ny.eater.com/2018/4/17/17242252/anthony-scaramucci-midtown-restaurant-sugar-daddy

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Tinfoil hats on please...

...what if the republican party is staging all the infighting to draw attention away from the debate?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

They dubbed this "The Trump Show" during the 2016 election. An unending chain of increasingly deranged acts and reactions by other Republicans that dominate the news cycle and don't allow any news about then Clinton, now Harris. No news is the same as bad news this close to the election,

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wym, she has a great sense of smell! She can sniff out the laundered money and the imitation gold chandeliers. 🤑

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

31 lol. Try 55.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

If she's willing to have his nuts on her chin, I don't think she minds the odor.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Probably more that she's angling for her slice of the inheritance.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Talking about a hard 31? I figured she was in her late 50's.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is no way that woman is 31. She is at least 40.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Nasty woman.

Nasty man.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Is that supposed to be Trump?

I guess he lost 60 pounds and his thumb is double jointed now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well. He did lose weight, allegedly from Ozempic and Adderall, but that does seem like a pretty flattering picture. And his thumbs are double jointed/flexible. You can see it all the time when he plays his invisible accordion.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I wonder if this is part of the reason he's been even more racist lately.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Absolutely everything about this is sad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Not trying to do any conspiracy shit, genuinly confused, but that isnt trump in the pic is it? Or is the image squished from the way it was captured?

I know all the context is true just this image looks weird.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

It's Trump. Here is another angle https://news.sky.com/story/laura-loomer-the-far-right-conspiracy-theorist-seen-with-donald-trump-13214428

It seems the lighting was bad in that room and the media were a bit far back, because most of the shots I see online are low quality and zoomed in.

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