We are all prostitutes in some way, shape or form under capitalism. Tell them that at thanksgiving and example that renting yourself to a company to drive trucks, scan tills,deliver pizza is not that different to renting yourself out for sex. Both involve you doing a service for others in exchange for cash.

The trick is to force everyone to sit on the same side of the table.

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

The key differences here is "inviting" vs "paying".

Jesus was a homeboy, follow his lead: drink wine, hang with the homies, be chill with the hoes, pass the snacks and wreck a market in a mega church.

If you get bored, tell your uncle that the easiest way to stop illegal immigration is to dissolve national borders

Wait a second, when did I become a moderator of Lemmy Shitpost? I mean I don't mind, but no one told me!

Guess ho's coming to dinner

I don't think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

Jesus sounds like the best dude in this scenario.

Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.

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Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world, I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s

It's Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that's for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling "thanks for this" so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

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