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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We are all prostitutes in some way, shape or form under capitalism. Tell them that at thanksgiving and example that renting yourself to a company to drive trucks, scan tills,deliver pizza is not that different to renting yourself out for sex. Both involve you doing a service for others in exchange for cash.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

This is the sort of lighthearted shitpost response I always hope for when I post something like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Isn’t prostitution usually exploited by organized crime?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One could quivle about the difference between prostitution and sex work but generally speaking you are correct

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a great point.

The communist prostitute is so much better

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Seize the means of reproduction!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The trick is to force everyone to sit on the same side of the table.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

they only did that for the painting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So crazy that people still believe this.

The other twelve disciples (Bobert, Dave, Big Dave, Little Dave, Deathlord, Dolores, Fifibelle, Larry, Lucifer, Tarquin, and Zebuchenezuzuzuzechazzachuah) were on the other side of the table.

Who do you think took the photo? Do you think Jesus had a selfie-stick? SMH.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pay the prostitutes to argue for MAGA and fascism and watch the uncle be upset in having to agree with a prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bonus points if the uncle argues against MAGA and fascism so that he won't have to agree with a prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I would splurge and get me a prostitute with a PhD in International Relations or stuff like that.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The key differences here is "inviting" vs "paying".

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who says you can't invite some prostitutes to Thanksgiving dinner? Even a hooker's gotta eat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Even a hooker’s gotta eat.

That's what ho cakes are for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One might consider this paying them with food, but you could say the same about Jesus, so it tracks

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Jesus was a homeboy, follow his lead: drink wine, hang with the homies, be chill with the hoes, pass the snacks and wreck a market in a mega church.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you get bored, tell your uncle that the easiest way to stop illegal immigration is to dissolve national borders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

...and the easiest way to stop gender ideology (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) being forced on our children is to abolish gender.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

THAT'S WHAT V2 IS FOR

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait a second, when did I become a moderator of Lemmy Shitpost? I mean I don't mind, but no one told me!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Congratulations, I guess. Now, get to work!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Guess ho's coming to dinner

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Missed opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Jesus doesn't have to ask.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jesus prefers footsies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ofc not, that what the decides are for

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Jesus sounds like the best dude in this scenario.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His followers sure seem to think so.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

He sure seems to think so too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

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Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world, I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that's for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling "thanks for this" so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if you can't find a Native American but you can find a Pilgrim?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Technically, you should bring them to a Native American house. Unless is a prostitute pilgrim, then you can bring them to your house, but the custom then is fucking in the nearest bathroom during the dinner, same audio cues apply. Bonus points if you as the host get pegged by them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, he healed the lepers, not the hookers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Are we inviting them too? Is leprosy still a thing, even?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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