100_percent_a_bot

Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin

Agreed, special education should be a lot better

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for "warranty replacement" to build my own car over a span of 3 years *

I want that shirt

Probability of precipitation

Btw never do that. You're supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

Confucius says "women belong in the chicken".. Apparently?

Cmon, Doom doesn't count? You're literally killing Satan

Not on my christian Minecraft server