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[–] [email protected] 208 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Cheating on her boyfriend with you will end in cheating on you with a new guy.

He dd the right thing, no regrets. It sucks a lot tho, and it's hard.

[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 week ago (47 children)

And he didnt rape her which is more important than the cheating.

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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 week ago

anon, knows that drunk people can't consent 👍

[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

He earned extra tendies.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Anon doesn't care she's drunk, only that she "belongs" to someone else. Good Anon would have told her to try this again while sober and preferably single.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dumb ass was expecting her to pass out and anon grilling everything in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

That would be an absolute alpha move.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago

Ya did the right thing, anon. Your mama raised you right, and would be proud.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (3 children)

ITT: The top regarded minds of Lemmy argue their shitty opinions on consent and rape

Abandon all hope ye who enter

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago

Good guy anon hope he lives life well

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The alternative is rape charges... so... yeah.

Edit: If she's vomiting drunk do you think she's going to remember consenting in the morning? Or wake up, remember nothing, and think you raped her? She might remember, she might not. It's a roll of the dice, but there's no way I'm rolling those dice. You go argue in court how "she really wanted you" all you want.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Taking this series of events at face value, it could absolutely be argued that she enthusiasticly constented (wrapping her legs around him and kissing), however, annon did absolutely right, and I would have done the same.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone's drunk enough to vomit is not exactly in a consenting state.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the other hand, someone holding on to and kissing someone else for a long time is clearly into the other person at the time.

Had annon been drunk, he could probably be excused for not realizing the situarion had it continued, but as he wasn't (from what I understand) he would have been held to a higher standard

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone kissing me after having just puked would kill my boner too

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If anything, anon would have been the aggrieved party. “No” doesn’t mean yes or later or maybe, it means “no.” If getting drunk absolved you of all responsibility, DUIs wouldn’t exist. Folks need to respect boundaries.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago

I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where's the fake and gay comments

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon got invited to a party

Gay: He couldn't stop thinking about a guy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I thought anon was talking about grilling :c

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