this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone's drunk enough to vomit is not exactly in a consenting state.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the other hand, someone holding on to and kissing someone else for a long time is clearly into the other person at the time.

Had annon been drunk, he could probably be excused for not realizing the situarion had it continued, but as he wasn't (from what I understand) he would have been held to a higher standard

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone kissing me after having just puked would kill my boner too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I think more people should be posting that its just unattractive to be pukey drunk. How fun could the sex even be? She might even fall asleep in the middle of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You don't need to be drunk to vomit. Often kids will slam shots very quickly and throw up before they have a chance to absorb the alcohol.