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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Whatever human creatures eat"

I wouldn't trust anyone who eats donuts but doesn't have a preferred kind (or kinds) they can name, or at least describe.

"Yes, I like DONUT because it tastes of SUGAR" What the fuck are you, a fly? Glazed, Boston Creme, powdered, show a little humanity!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Easy, no donut knowledge needed answers:

  • one of each
  • two of each
  • a few of your favourite
  • the most popular ones
  • your healthiest and least healthiest
  • surprise me

Seriously, imo the bigger concern should be how little he could improvise or just think on the spot. We all knew he was out of touch already.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Even his staffers are making jokes about him.

For anyone out of the loop https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/jd-vance-blames-staff-viral-donut-shop-visit.html

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  1. "The holes"

  2. "A nice Davenport."

It's not that hard, JD.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s not that hard, JD.

Well, it was after you mentioned the Davenport

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Davenport? Let me know when you get to loveseats...and then leave the room

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wait until you hear about the Lazy-boi!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I see you have a new "O". Looks good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's not that hard, JD.

I bet he hears that a lot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This guy is not qualified to be a police officer, donuts are the first question.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well he is the gopher for police normally. That is why he is confused normally the police tell him what they want and he orders them. He hasn't gotten the opportunity to order on his own yet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Whatever you pick JD, just don't get the staff on camera cause they don't want to be a part of your bullshit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

A. COME ON MAN!

B. A nice couch and a some new eyeliner.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Assorted. Just say Assorted!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My new hobby is going to nearby doughnut shops and ordering a dozen doughnuts.

When they ask me what kind I want, I just say "Whatever makes sense."

Stay tuned for my in-depth analysis of what each shop thinks "makes sense".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

“Whatever makes me Pence”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just a cup of flour, then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In for a Pence, in for a pounding as they say

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What would Mother say?!?! Mother, cover your eyes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Jelly, maybe apple cinnamon?

Pumpkin Spice if I'm in a yass moodz.