Nuke_the_whales

My wife always brings it up. He's one of those people who just does his own thing and doesn't really care about anyone else's plans or preferences, so that's another reason I stopped going out with them. It could be a group of 10 and he wants Indian food but everyone else wants Mexican, so he compromises by having us all go to the Indian place... Where he can order his food in an Indian accent to the Indian waiter

I tell my wife she doesn't have to but she hates how it feels. And for whatever reason she feels more confident and sexy that way. It had nothing to do with me. I'm not gonna dissect what role society has in how she landed on her preference, I'm just gonna respect her preference.

Remember how after 9/11 Republicans wanted every Arab and Muslim dead? Did these Arabs forget that?

When I play wrestling video games at night, I turn off commentary and just do it myself. My daughter walked in on me and was looking at me like I was nuts

America is the stupidest damn place that has ever existed

It may surprise you but many women actually like having smooth shaved legs. Just like some men like to be clean cut. It's weird that leg shaving is such an issue cause I never saw it as being about men, it's just a personal preference women have

It will be a Duke Nukem forever situation at this point. It will never live up and it'll flop

I stopped going to dinner with my wife and her father when he's in town. We will go to a restaurant and he'll pull out his laptop and phone and start working, while vaguely listening to what we're saying

He eats only the finest of homemade roadkill jerky and produce stolen from the neighbour's garden

The rest of the word is gonna be part of the Chapet 2 expansion of my comment. There will be no third.

It's a post about a politician...