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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm obviously out of the loop. Wtf is this referencing??

[–] [email protected] 121 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

IIRC some people opted to come back to the toilet. It's gold.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's no way he didn't hear that. Imagine if he just took a quick piss.

Im fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They are professionals, I guess they can buy the most silent wheels possible for moving the walls. The portapotty can be also prepared with extra soundproofing in its walls. They start with unrolling a carpet, I think this is important, it can be some special thick carpet also to minimize noise from walking with the chairs. They are recording on an urban plaza with cars in the background the general noise of the city can also help.

Oh and you see only a handful of victims in the final video. It's possible that they recorded it 100s of times and they only included the funniest 10 scenes in the final cut.

They have some behind the scenes videos where you can see how much work is to set up even the most basic pranks:


I'm also fun at parties but because usually I consume a lot of coke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Probably some bullshit about mainstream media "skewing" information to make [thing I like] "look bad".

Conspiracy nutjob mentality.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Big Stairs conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Yes they do. I know this because I do my own research.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Wake up sheeple!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They obviously don't realize how much resources you save in the simulation when you don't draw what the player can't see.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"There is no simulation, everything is real, even giraffes and unicorns" – most cooperate media outlets probably

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The covid lockdowns were just to lower the rendering requirements for the simulation and the timing fits with the GPU shortages.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Someone's mind was blown by the first hour of Prey (2017)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Gimme some of your brains if you're so smart!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on them, I'll catch em in the act when I jump out a window.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

A friend of mine tried that. They killed him and made it look like an accident

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

fake news!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

They spin the room 180 degrees.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about the elevator with the see-through doors that we have in the office? How does that work?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Transparent LED screens + head tracking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How long will this farce go on?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

How many elevators must a man go ~~down~~ in and out ...