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Musk still rich

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Reddit still going.

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Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

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German is cheating!

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In our bed?!

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Alarm clock ringing

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"She preferred him."

I don't think I like this game.

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I made myself sad writing that.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Four more years.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!

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The condom broke.

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deleted by creator

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You tested positive.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

This is more of a horror story

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

We never learn

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Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!

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Technically not cannibalism!

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Still no sleep

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Want to KMS?

No, better

Failed suicide attempt

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

The prompt said sad, not horror

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God creates man

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Toothpaste orange juice

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War never changes

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