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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

This. Not so explosive unless sufficiently confined, but still dangerous. Just Google: lithium ion battery knife.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Finland - Mario. I call BS.

Mario is the first that comes to mind to non-gamers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Don't remember granny telling this one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

He's act kinda resembles a guy who would have had a burnout, but keeps going with amphetamine. Not sleeping at nights, unable to concentrate, arbitrary snap decisions, slowly loosing sanity, illusions of grandeur, common ideological ground with Trump, etc. Decade of that and he'll be Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn't tested it's resolve.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"33 lunar seconds"

You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Stop it. I don't know what arrows to press.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

You thought the term "orange freak" was just some sudden completely irrelevant reference to comedian Carrot Top?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

God didn't like that Lucifers actions detached humans from the "hunger games" style murder fest called "nature". They were the main attraction. Nobody gives a shit about naked apes farming shit and singing to each other.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not very hard to get labelled as foreign agent these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Playing Colin McRay rally on linux with wiimote + wheel frame as a controller was the best time I've had with rally games. Both game and controller worked better than I expected and was easy setup for living room couch.

Old crap now, but later sequels nor Dirt didn't give the same feel.

 

Lets say you get abducted by aliens.

They inform you that they want to make contact with human individuals, not the entire humanity. They have a limited telepathy and can "scan" for human mental traits like spiritualistic / non-spiritualistic, artistic / non-artistic, introverted / extroverted, anxious / chill, low / med / high IQ, technology oriented, business savvy, mathematically gifted, socially gifted, scientific, etc.

They want you to define traits that would make encounters go smoothly and be representative of humans.

Without knowing anything about those aliens or their interests. What is your answer?

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