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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Licensed balloon pilot here... The only manned balloon for which you don't need a license (in the US) is an ultralight, weighing less than 155lbs empty.

They do exist, though. They're commonly called "cloudhoppers". They are basically a climbing harness, backpack straps on a propane tank, and an overhead flamethrower, all hanging underneath a pup tent.

Edit: you can increase the weight to 254lbs empty if instead of a "balloon", you build a "thermal airship". Balloons are considered unpowered aircraft because they have no source of propulsion, only lift. Throw some source of propulsion on board - a small electric fan, for example - and it becomes a "powered" aircraft with a higher weight limitation.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (14 children)

Don't forget you're still not allowed in a lot of US Airspace even if you don't require a license for it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

True. The main airspace restrictions on ultralights that are not on certificated aircraft are a prohibition against flying over congested areas (yellow on a sectional chart), and within the lateral boundaries of Class E airspaces around airports. (You can't fly an ultralight in the class E airspace around an airport, nor in the Class G airspace underneath that Class E)

Certificated aircraft (including balloons) can be flown over congested areas and within Class E and G airspaces.

The limitations on flight in A, B, C, and D airspaces are similar for both: flight is prohibited without specific authorization arranged beforehand.

Interestingly, if an ultralight somehow received permission to enter Class E(controlled) airspace, they still cannot descend into the Class G (uncontrolled) below it. That Class G is within the lateral boundaries of the Class E, and the controller's authority does not extend to that airspace.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sure but the vast majority of US airspace is uncontrolled.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How cool, more about cloudhoppers if you're curious like me. It looks like they start around $23,000, which is a lot considering you can get into paragliding for a lot cheaper than that I think. I would rather paraglide.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

Those $23,000 balloons will be certificated aircraft, and will need a licensed pilot, even though they might otherwise qualify as ultralights.

Most ultralight cloudhoppers are homebuilt envelopes with commercial burners and fuel systems. Material cost in the neighborhood of $5000.

My used, complete, certificated system (not a cloudhopper; a regular hot air balloon) was $10,000, including envelope, basket, burners, tanks, fan, trailer, instruments, and a bunch of accessories.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TIL I can walk around with a flamethrower as long as I have a balloon strapped to my back

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pretty much, yes.

Our burners consume raw, liquid propane, at 150PSI to the blast valve. Normally, when liquid expands into a gas, the temperature drops precipitously, and with it, the pressure. However, we feed that liquid propane into a heat exchanger: the coils at the top of the burner. This superheats the propane, allowing it to vaporize easily and rapidly after it passes through the nozzles on the burner ring.

The end result is a 30' flame.

You'd want to fashion some sort of sling and stock to handle that burner without its usual frame but it's certainly doable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, the FAA is arbitrarily regulating 250 gram RC aircraft as if they're a threat. The industry is simply innovating to increase performance of ultralight RC aircraft to avoid Remote ID requirements.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, a 250g RC aircraft can cause a lot of destruction to a plane that's in the process of taking off/landing or to a car on a highway.

Having said that, they really have gone overboard with the regulation. Restrict airspace near airports and over highways, not something as ambiguous as "over people". They also (still) require a spotter for FPV which is just silly. The point of the spotter is so you can figure out where it went if you lose control (presumably, to take responsibility if it crashes into something important and does some damage). Anyone flying FPV is going to know exactly where the RC aircraft was when they lost control (and modern ones will return themselves home if contact is lost like that).

They need to focus more on regulating features instead of "what and where". If every RC aircraft has to have a return to home feature that would make more sense than something super ambiguous like, "don't fly above people."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Agreed, I have no desire to fly near airports or over 400ft. I'm just flying my FPV quad in my backyard, no other person in sight, and they worry about my 260g drone and not my 240g drone, it's overlooking much more important things like how you use it and its features, as you said.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Balloon cops

As they are more commonly known the FAA, and their enforcement arm - the USAF

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The FAA can command the USAF?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Not directly, but depending on the airspace you are violating you might end up meeting some people who have absolutely zero chill

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They don't command them, but they call them in like you call the police.

Fun fact: From time to time, a pilot forgets to change frequency when entering a new area. This means the plane looks like it is not communicating. This is the most common reason why jets are sent to intercept an airliner. Of course, I would pay to see a recording of the pilots as they see the jet in front of them and realize they messed up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Why would they send jets before trying different frequencies?

Seems like a waste of resources and too rapid of an escalation imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think switching to a frequency that a different region uses could be dangerous, since then the airplanes near do border would receive the signal but the airport wouldn't. This could lead to misscommunications.

Also, the airline pays for the jets.

PS: source is https://youtu.be/9qM-xN7Bgg8

PPS: They do try the emergency frequency, routing a message through the previous area controller as well as anything else they can think of first. I left it out for brevity. Of course, fighter jets are not the first choice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I mean there was that Chinese balloon last year that was literally shot down by a F-22 so… yes?

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (5 children)

You need a license. And yes the balloon cops (FAA) will be all over your ass in no time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How come I don't see any high-speed balloon chases then?

But my BIL had to get a license to fly his drone and needs to get approval from the FAA to go over like 100ft at my MILs house because it's "so close" (like 3 miles in a straight line) to the airport.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

How come I don’t see any high-speed balloon chases then?

That is impeded by laws higher than your country's.


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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" -Homer

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Depends on if you're a Chinese balloon... in which case... have fun eating AIM-9X Sidewinder missiles fired from a U.S. Air Force F-22 Raptor lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Chinese_balloon_incident

https://www.faa.gov/aircraft/air_cert/design_approvals/balloons

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Can't believe it was a year ago

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Launch hundreds of dummy balloons to waste tens of millions of dollars of the USAF's money.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The FAA might have something to say about it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

F22s are very fond of balloons

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

FAA is going to have some choice words (and fines) for you if you fly where you shouldn't

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden would like a word with you. He says has he has an F-16.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

FAA will happily send a Blackhawk to intercept you.

For extra fun you should fly into military airspace and see what happens then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They shoot those things down with $1.5M anti balloon missiles for sport. Our tax dollars ain't gonna spend themselves.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

All fun and games until Officer Fulton calls in a skyhook

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I think normal guns would be enough so sadly the answer would be normal cops. Boring i know :(

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The monkey holding a dart watching the balloon fly by: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

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