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[–] [email protected] 127 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This must be the famous Linux-to-queer pipeline I've heard so much about.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Careful when programming near long, colorful socks.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just a couple of bros snuggling while rasing a family together.

No homo tho

[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

They lived in a one bedroom cottage and kept Jack Russell terriers and were buried next to each other.

Otherwise it was an older billionaire that took in the younger when he was in college and they donned masks and fought crime together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

No homo sapiens

[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Some people claim homosexuality is as old as humanity. This is clearly wrong. Homosexuality is much older

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Likely as old as sexuality itself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So as old as multicellular life. Which I completely agree with.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not only are you correct, we will never have any real sense of scale of just how correct you are, since we've only been exposed to about less than 0.01% of life that's ever existed on Earth in the last several billion years.

For all we know there were clans of synapsids that were exclusively homosexual for terms of child-rearing and had complicated social systems with language and structured hierarchy, etc.

The idea that we can even remotely determine what this world's natural systems have been like from looking at a sliver of a sliver of a sliver of the total picture is once again peak human hubris and self importance.

This planet has been a thriving source of life in the universe, maybe the only one like it for far, far longer than any human alive can comprehend. In the last several billion years nothing complained about homosexuality. Humans will be here for a brief blip on the larger picture, and there will be no record nor impact from anyone's hate or fear of sex acts. Earth will keep spinning through the void, life will keep evolving. Protest signs and hateful messages will dissolve back to the systems that created them.

All you people screaming and crying about "woke" this and that, and who get confused by terms like LGBTQ+, it doesn't matter. You will be dust for far, far longer than you will be a human screaming about what's "natural."

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

oH YeAh WeLL yOu kNoW wHaT eLsE iS NaTuRaL, RaPe aNd cAnNiBaLiSm!!!!11!!!1!1one!11!1!!1eleven!!!!!1

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Great argument against the “bUt iTT”s nAtcHurAAL !!!11!!” for anything really. Natural does not mean good

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yeah I feel like I used to give the nature argument to support being gay, but in reality, being natural shouldn't just mean that it's good. There's rape, murder, cannibalism, danger, poison, etc. in nature. Nature =/= good.

I'm not saying this because I'm anti-gay. Actually I feel like I'm on a bisexual-asexual spectrum. It's just not an argument that we should be using I guess unless there's a better way to spin that particular argument.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I agree with this. One day I was cursed with seeing a video of a monkey masturbating with a dead frog's mouth.

Animals are unfiltered horny. Humans are way more complex. It is 100% ok to be gay, just animal comparisons are thin. They are typically not banging for love or adding complex thinking emotions to their actions.

P.S. Don't look up the monkey thing, I regretted having eyes to watch it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It does indicate people are born with their sexuality from the start and it isn't a personal choice to engage in criminal or degenerate behavior as Western culture and Christianity has claimed for centuries, and ignorant bigots still claim today.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Giraffes are shockingly gay too, something like 80% of giraffe sex had is gay.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm 20% better than giraffes 😎

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Eh, not enough for me to choose you over a giraffe. Sorry bro

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have always loved ther verbiage about Giraffes on the Wikipedia page below.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At first this caption made me think that Kenyan giraffes are especially gay, as if Kenya was some kind of Washington D.C. of giraffe world. In other news, I am now aware of grey whale orgies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Right whales too - with a metric tonne of balls to bring to the party - they are made for lovin' not fightin':

Right whales form large mating aggregations, which can include several males seeking access to a female. However, unlike humpback whale competitive groups, male right whales do not engage in aggressive displays. One female may successively mate with several males, and it is believed that males compete to pass their genes to the next generation through quantity of sperm they deliver when they mate, rather than fighting for access to females. This theory is supported by the fact that male right whales have the largest testes of any animal on earth (up to 500 kg each), as well as extremely large penises.

https://iwc.int/about-whales/whale-species/right-whale

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

I'm not saying this fact about penguins isn't true, I don't know, but this isn't a real wikipedia screenshot like it acts like it is. In fact, searching for "homosexuality is common in penguins" only returns results for transcriptions of this meme.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

As a penguin, I can say with 100% certainty that there are gay penguins.

We also like to do giant penguin orgies, but we don't let the researchers see that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Check the article history.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Haha I'm committed to the truth but not that committed. Anyone can edit an article to put in whatever blurb they want, but it won't stick for long if most of the community agrees with it and it has decent citations (none of which are in the screenshot). Also the text isn't written professionally, "love to cuddle" is not language that would normally appear in a scientific wiki article.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Homosexuality is natural. I don’t know about you but this is very soothing sentence in my mind after years of all sorts of morality figures saying the opposite. I want to like repeat it and savour it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Always was.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Penguins aren't natural. They're cybernetic sentinels made by the Illuminati to defend the Antarctic Wall and stop people from discovering the edge of the flat Earth.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bromance!

Since “no discrimination” was mentioned, I wonder if there’s actual discrimination in the animal kingdom, except us humans?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Christians be like: those penguins are going to hell

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

ZOMG! Hell has frozen over!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

They be like: They're just copying humans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Has homosexuality been redefined?

I thought huddling together for warmth in cold weather was a survival technique: a method for staying alive, rather than counting as a sex act.

And two males bringing up an orphaned child seems like a jolly nice thing to do for the child and the community. If an orphanage is staffed by one sex, does that make the whole place a massive L/G orgy even if nobody is having sex with anyone else?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The picture is literally of two penguins kissing.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

From the penguin documentaries I watched as a kid, I feel like the "leaving eggs behind" might involve relentless bullying.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

It takes two penguins working together to care for an egg, if one penguin dies the remaining penguin can't hold the egg and feed itself, so either a couple steps up or a lone penguin joins the remaining penguin, having several homosexual couples who are on standby to take care of orphan eggs is a clear evolutionary advantage.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

That or the parents starved to death or got eaten by a seal

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