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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It would be dope if this really happened, and they hashed stuff out.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That's far too good for AI. It has to be photoshopped.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen "this is so good that it has to be photoshop" before

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And it's becoming increasingly likely you'll never see it again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is a suspiciously normal looking hand with the correct amount of fingers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It's really not that hard to get correct hands so I usually assume the person posting is either lazy or doesn't know about ways to touch up an AI gen picture if I see too many fingers or weird hands.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

A non-boring dystopia

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Drumpf can't even hold a glass of water, I'm supposed to believe her can hold anything to smoke out of? He'd probably put the lit end of a blunt in his mouth and bite.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Biden shotgunned it into Trump's mouth while they kissed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

You sick sick bastard. I love it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This photo is fucking amazing lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

How’d he keep Trumps tongue from getting jammed down his throat though?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tiny hands, tiny tongue. He barely noticed it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I read this in Trump’s voice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Biden doesn't look like Ivanka.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would be a better timeline.

Fight me, I'm not joking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I used to think we should dose all world leaders with a steady drip of MDMA but I'm not sure anymore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

If you thought the national deficit could not get worse..

It would be a damn fun ride on the way down though!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why is Joe getting access to all his memories and thus realising the Golden Path?

(dune reference)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I am not the Messiah, stop telling people that!"

1 hit of magic space juice and 5 minutes later

"BEHOLD! I AM YOUR MESSIAH!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

He's not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

"You know, Donnie, this is sum good shit."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Why would someone photoshop Bidens head on to Epstein?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I wish them both an abscence of munchies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I guess it's better than sniffing adderall. Good for Trump. Maybe now he'll relax a bit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah AI can do magic (yawn)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Think this is just photoshop. The fingers are, well not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I dunno, his hands are a suspiciously normal-looking size.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Should have used putin instead of Biden. (then spread it around)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why try to make them look based AF?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Less votes from his super-conservative followers maybe?

The ones not going for him already have a multitude of other things which make him a no-go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't need to resort to fake ass photos for that. Diminishes the validity of all the real shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

There are also times when honesty can only get you so far. This is especially true when dealing people that don't believe in validated facts/science. (We still have flat-earthers, don't we?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Because everybody smokes weed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

“Both sides are the same”. Easy to see through, chuddy