Oh no, not again.
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Took me a moment ;-)
Where is the flower pot?
Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
They became inseparable.
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How did they get a whale out there in space?
Oh no, not again
"I wonder if it'll be friends with me?"
The Parable of the Petunias is one of my favorite religious stories
Infinite improbability drive usually
Scotty beamed them up
Had to bring one in a time machine to make the aliens happy
It’s pretty fucking tiny on my phone.
Still not quite as big as your mom.
Ah yes, that ol' Disneyland Main Street trick, forced perspective.
If the whale is closer to the camera than America, doesn't that mean that it's still to scale but has a warped perspective?
What is this, a country for ants?
Looking good OP's mom
This whale is near. That country is far away.
And the depth of focus is incredible!
Just like the toy cows and the real cows.
Whales don’t have scales 😉
But they do have tails
Holy shit the US is tiny af lol it’s barely bigger than a whale
That's a big ass map of the Us
To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona...
Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!
That's not how cameras work. It could also simply be normal-size camera very far away.
With a good depth of field!
And yet, multiple ones fit nicely next to England.
I math in banana's
So whats a real whale to US scale look like then?
That's some re:zero whale out there