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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Why not oil tankers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Inb4 Blobby Volley: the MMORPG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Let's say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

We've already established he has a stapler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What about a clipped fingernail? There's some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it's family?

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