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[–] [email protected] 120 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The middle one got that magneto haircut

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'll take both!

[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

TIL I am actually radicalized because I would prefer catgirls.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When furries fooled the world into thinking wanting to bang shit with ears tails and personalities like animals was okay because... They aren't completely a cat so it's fine okay. Just ears, tails, some personality is fine. Neko!

Okay a little fur is fine too sometimes... Oh and some claws maybe. Okay we may as well loop in animal horny too.

Thesamething.jpg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This comment was a bit of a roller coaster but it's okay. My first crush was Disney's Maid Marian and I've been a lost cause ever since. The social acceptance of furry characters and art has been nothing but a benefit to me, and consequently the human race because it keeps me happy and out of trouble.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago

Is there a sign up sheet?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago

Finally a project I can stand ~~behind~~ in front

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

Can confirm. Am filthy godless librul.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aug 2020 Reddit post:

The person who made this is the guy on the couch, the caption is from his Twitter post and was sacarsm. They're all cis girls

https://web.archive.org/web/20200824155951/https://twitter.com/big_rich_rodney/status/1297910077320396801

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

But do they smoke weed

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Yes please🥵🥵🥵

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

I finally look forward to the future.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Where do I sign?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Someone's gotta keep those tattoo artists employed!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

I volunteer as tribute.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So this is where those three Weed Smoking Girlfriends ended up.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Is this a subtle 3/5 reference or why isn't there 5 black women?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

You've already put more thought into it than anyone involved in the production.

Most likely they just didn't want to pay two more women.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

yes please! lol

but i wonder how this would work with men and women; do they take turns with the man? if so how is it different than 1-on-1 porn?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One strap on in his butt, one in his mouth, maybe one sucking his dick if he's into that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We don't know what kind of equipment those ladies are working with...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

i forgot strapons existed and i think that would enable a greater variety of double/triple/whatever penetration videos than gay porn currently does.

based on the strapon usage i've seen: i suspect people who use strapons derive more psychological pleasure than physical pleasure and if that would have an impact on the quality of the porn.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (6 children)

It can work however! There aren't strict guidelines for what sex is supposed to be like. There doesn't even need to be penetration involved and it can still be a good time.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

A circle of buttmunching.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

As long as they have dicks, yes this is the dream

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I’ll take your entire stock.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Play nice and we can all have the futures we want. Dont play nice and all bets are off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man, put some effort in the title. Just a little. This is one lazy step away from "Title" or "Rule" or "..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Clam sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i just want to program on my laptop. yall need to goto horny jail

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Brb. Gonna make a “blue wave.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, I want it to be me on the couch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Death by snu-snu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks like any guys dream until they get their dragon strap-ons... :-/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

You don't know the same guys I know

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Author, please draw more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Only three? PITCHFORKS!

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