thorbot

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What's your list of banned brands? in c/[email protected]
Artificial price increase so that you can post “discounts” on Prime Day in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

What a surprise, Amazon has been doing shady shit for years and continues to do so.

What is your heart's desire? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

To be flexible enough to suck my own dick

What is your heart's desire? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I usually date when I’m awake but I’ll have to give it a try!

Meta Reportedly Unhappy With How Much Money Its VR Division Burns in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Nice try, cuckerberg

Capitalism and fascism in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah just pour a jug of milk out and homelander dies

i loled in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah pisses me off too. They should have helped him more

If you could design your own body and hit a button and have it immediately implemented, would you keep your natural self or would you make changes? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh wow so you shit out your dick? Very inventive

Do you run the water while soaping up in the shower? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I still do, but I used to, too.

If you could design your own body and hit a button and have it immediately implemented, would you keep your natural self or would you make changes? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’d completely change everything and end up being a perpetually horny sex doll

If you could design your own body and hit a button and have it immediately implemented, would you keep your natural self or would you make changes? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I only drink 41 gallons a day and I died because of it, 42 is the bare minimum.

If you could design your own body and hit a button and have it immediately implemented, would you keep your natural self or would you make changes? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I’ve never seen an ass dick, is it pretty different from a regular dick?

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God damnit Chow I told you that in confidence! (lemmy.world)
 
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Incredibly urgent news for you, sir (lemmy.world)
 
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I sure do love working in IT (lemmy.world)
 
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I choose you, Squirtle! (lemmy.world)
 
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How's your anus doing? (lemmy.world)
 
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Would you like to run Windows Troubleshooter? (lemmy.world)
 
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Your subservience has been noted (lemmy.world)
 
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Father. I hunger (lemmy.world)
 
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This IS my final form (lemmy.world)
 
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Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting (www.theverge.com)
 

Who’d have thought BoredApe NFTs would be such an actual eyesore?

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Every weekday (i.imgur.com)
 
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Oi bruv, squeak squeak innit? (i.imgur.com)
 
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